Population | 13.847 billion |
Capital | Saint-Artois |
Leader | President Mandel Dubois |
Currency | couronne |
Animal | iguana |
The Republic of Saint-Laurent is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Mandel Dubois with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 13.847 billion Saint-Laurentians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Artois. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Saint-Laurentian economy, worth 713 trillion couronnes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,496 couronnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint-Laurent's national animal is the iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Saint-Laurent is ranked 38,354th in the world and 48th in New York for Most Stationary, with 1,187.22176101092 days.
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- : Saint-Laurent was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Saint-Laurent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Saint-Laurent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Saint-Laurent was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Saint-Laurent was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Saint-Laurent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Saint-Laurent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Saint-Laurent was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations and Most Devout.
- : Saint-Laurent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Saint-Laurent's influence in New York rose from "Page" to "Squire".