by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,839thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,089thLargest Retail Industry: 4,123rd
The Nomadic Peoples of
Father Knows Best State
Not Always on the move
Sail Nation Travellers
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Sail Nation Travellers

Population2.037 billion

CapitalAlways Wherever Our Leader Is

CurrencyUnited Currency
AnimalMigrating Geese

The Nomadic Peoples of Sail Nation Travellers is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.037 billion Sail Nation Travellers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Always Wherever Our Leader Is. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sail Nation Travel economy, worth 205 trillion United Currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 101,107 United Currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 330,357 per year while the poor average 23,264, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, there's no weight to modern politics, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and the only place where one can see the Sail Nation Travel cherry tree is in a museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sail Nation Travellers's national animal is the Migrating Geese, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sail Nation Travellers is ranked 178,713th in the world and 13th in The Embassy for Fattest Citizens, with 9.09 Obesity Rate.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,839thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,089thLargest Retail Industry: 4,123rdHighest Crime Rates: 4,252ndLargest Gambling Industry: 5,268thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,562ndMost Avoided: 5,793rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,360thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,715thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,335thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,326thMost Primitive: 9,547thLargest Mining Sector: 11,404thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,758thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14,651stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,778thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,200thMost Cultured: 16,310thMost Efficient Economies: 18,449thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,856thHighest Drug Use: 22,517thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,583rd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

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