Population | 4.81 billion |
Currency | beer |
Animal | mothman |
The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 89 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.81 billion SAFT Card Farm 89ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 89ian economy, worth 546 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 113,544 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, the legislature has come out as bicameral, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, and citizens often glare angrily at jet contrails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 89's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
SAFT Card Farm 89 is ranked 54,103rd in the world and 88th in SAFT Puppets for Most Stationary, with 814.787846591 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SAFT Card Farm 89 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : SAFT Card Farm 89 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 89, citizens often glare angrily at jet contrails.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 89, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 89, the legislature has come out as bicameral.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 89, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
- : SAFT Card Farm 89 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 89, customs officials often double as wedding officiants.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 89, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 89, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts.