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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,611thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,743rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,288th
The People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Workers of the world, unite!
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

SAFT Card Farm 5

Population1.762 billion

Currencybeer
Animalmothman

The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 5 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 1.762 billion SAFT Card Farm 5ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 5ian economy, worth 243 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,434 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, and the endangered saltwater humpback mothman is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 5's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SAFT Card Farm 5 is ranked 65,086th in the world and 11th in SAFT Puppets for Most Influential, scoring 608 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,611thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,743rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,288thNicest Citizens: 2,379thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,534thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,663rdMost Pacifist: 4,299thMost Inclusive: 4,312thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,189thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,054thHighest Food Quality: 6,329thLowest Crime Rates: 6,641stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,261stLargest Governments: 7,447thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,499thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,557thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,705thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,897thMost Developed: 8,169thMost Cultured: 9,087thHealthiest Citizens: 9,236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,359thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,694thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,078thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,145thBest Weather: 10,607thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,812thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,900thSmartest Citizens: 11,304thMost Secular: 12,686thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,681stMost Efficient Economies: 16,399thHighest Average Incomes: 18,905thMost Patriotic: 25,759th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 5, the endangered saltwater humpback mothman is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 5, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 5, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 5, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 5, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 5, the children of SAFT Card Farm 5 are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 5, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 5, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 5, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 5, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.

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