The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 5 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 1.762 billion SAFT Card Farm 5ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 5ian economy, worth 243 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,434 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, and the endangered saltwater humpback mothman is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 5's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SAFT Card Farm 5 is ranked 65,086^th in the world and 11^th in SAFT Puppets for Most Influential, scoring 608 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.