Population | 5.307 billion |
Currency | beer |
Animal | mothman |
The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 45 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.307 billion SAFT Card Farm 45ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 45ian economy, worth 910 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 171,533 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble Leader's enigmatic grin, they who do not work shall not eat, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 45's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
SAFT Card Farm 45 is ranked 50,306th in the world and 49th in SAFT Puppets for Most Stationary, with 898.87253583232 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SAFT Card Farm 45 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : SAFT Card Farm 45 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : SAFT Card Farm 45 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : SAFT Card Farm 45 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 45, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 45, they who do not work shall not eat.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 45, Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble Leader's enigmatic grin.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 45, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 45, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
- : SAFT Card Farm 45 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Most Authoritarian.