The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 3 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.424 billion SAFT Card Farm 3ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 3ian economy, worth 943 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 173,865 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, golden statues of mothmen line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 3's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SAFT Card Farm 3 is ranked 4,423^rd in the world and 16^th in SAFT Puppets for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.51 law-abiding acts per hour.