Population | 1.162 billion |
Capital | Fallion |
Leader | The Saelluean Design |
Faith | Imperial Directive |
Currency | Atkun |
Animal | Murn |
The Interplanetary Imperium of Saelluean Natives is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Saelluean Design with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.162 billion Saellueans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fallion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Saelluean economy, worth 201 trillion Atkuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,586 Atkuns, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saelluean Natives's national animal is the Murn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Directive.
Saelluean Natives is ranked 306,770th in the world and 2nd in United States of The Saelluean North for Most Primitive, scoring -472.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saelluean Natives lodged a message on the Fifth Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Saelluean Natives lodged a message on the Fifth Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Saelluean Natives, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Saelluean Natives, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
- : Following new legislation in Saelluean Natives, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
- : Following new legislation in Saelluean Natives, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
- : Saelluean Natives was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Saelluean Natives, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
- : Following new legislation in Saelluean Natives, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Atkuns each year.
- : Following new legislation in Saelluean Natives, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists.