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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,765th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,349th Most Subsidized Industry: 6,802nd
The Caek Eater of
Father Knows Best State
Eatin' Caek
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.993 billion

FaithPacem Madizanism


The Caek Eater of Sad-States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Constantine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.993 billion Saddomans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evanska. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Salandian economy, worth 827 trillion Saddcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 82,853 Saddcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Constantine is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sad-States's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pacem Madizanism.

Sad-States is ranked 54,358th in the world and 2,030th in The East Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 5,369.16 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,765thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,349thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,802ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,690thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,371stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,731stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,059thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,435thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,921stHighest Economic Output: 15,085thLargest Governments: 15,554th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 50th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 91st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 143rd in the regionLargest Populations: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 169th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 186th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 220th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 234th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 245th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 369th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 390th in the regionLargest Black Market: 439th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 452nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 539th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 571st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 609th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 703rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 721st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » H-Zhena, Queen Yuno, A Slanted Black Stripe, Aelitia, The Three States of Fortuna, and Dowlandistan.

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