by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,771stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,658thLargest Retail Industry: 15,713th
The Holy Place of
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Sacred Uluru

Population1.208 billion


The Holy Place of Sacred Uluru is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its closed borders, fear of technology, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.208 billion Sacred Uluruans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.9%.

The strong Sacred Uluruan economy, worth 73.2 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,558 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,006 per year while the poor average 14,562, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, a government program is underway to revitalize Sacred Uluru's beaches, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sacred Uluru's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sacred Uluru is ranked 188,156th in the world and 5th in Warzone Australia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -3.96 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,771stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,658thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 15,713thMost Authoritarian: 25,643rd

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