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Sacred Toast

Population9.684 billion

CapitalHong Kong

AnimalHuli Jing

The Metallic Canidae of Sacred Toast is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.684 billion Toastians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hong Kong. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sacred Toastian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Foxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,884 Foxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sacred Toast's national animal is the Huli Jing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sacred Toast is ranked 248,303rd in the world and 32nd in Lily for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6.63 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,989thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,452ndTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,626thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,924thLargest Governments: 6,860thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,899thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,966thMost Inclusive: 7,117thSafest: 8,303rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,764thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,146thMost Developed: 10,040thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,326thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,821stHighest Food Quality: 11,291stMost Secular: 11,885thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,364thNicest Citizens: 12,478thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,894thSmartest Citizens: 12,964thMost Efficient Economies: 13,042ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,066thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,735thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 14,463rdHighest Economic Output: 15,881stMost Cultured: 16,183rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,478thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,523rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,922ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,080thHighest Average Incomes: 19,243rdMost Pacifist: 19,610thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,227thBest Weather: 25,380th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the region

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