by Max Barry

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Nudest: 745thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,703rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,005th
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Sacred Bread

Population3.365 billion

LeaderViceroy Clyod

AnimalCoconut Crab

The Join TCB of Sacred Bread is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Viceroy Clyod with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.365 billion Breadorians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pćo. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sacred Breadian economy, worth 172 trillion Doughs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,221 Doughs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sacred Bread's national animal is the Coconut Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sacred Bread is ranked 171,890th in the world and 1,300th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 46.15 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Nudest: 745thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 21,703rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,005thMost Inclusive: 25,771st
Nudest: 7th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 125th in the regionMost Primitive: 139th in the region

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