The Republic of Sackitons is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.263 billion Sackitonsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nagi. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sackitonsian economy, worth 279 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,710 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and jaywalking will put an end to a family tree. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sackitons's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sackitons is ranked 22,293^rd in the world and 717^th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,328.3 Tourists Per Hour.