by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,248thHighest Crime Rates: 3,114thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,322nd
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Population2.456 billion

CapitalEshialand City


The Kingdom of Sachojey is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.456 billion Sachojeyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eshialand City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sachojeyian economy, worth 268 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 109,402 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,010 per year while the poor average 29,391, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, Eshialand City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, and Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sachojey's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sachojey is ranked 51,554th in the world and 506th in Artificial Solar System for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 10.92 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,248thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,114thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,322ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,397thFattest Citizens: 4,479thLargest Retail Industry: 4,570thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,055thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,403rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,414thMost Avoided: 6,423rdRudest Citizens: 7,993rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,078thMost Armed: 12,479thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19,289thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,579thLargest Mining Sector: 20,350thMost Cultured: 21,224thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,538thHighest Drug Use: 23,247thMost Inclusive: 24,087thMost Efficient Economies: 25,606th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 40th in the regionMost Avoided: 53rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 131st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 139th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 154th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 171st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 205th in the regionMost Armed: 212th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 248th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 285th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 298th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 318th in the regionMost Developed: 326th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 341st in the regionMost Secular: 369th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 370th in the region

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