The Rogue Nation of Sacha33 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 275 million Sacha33ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.3%.

The sizeable but inefficient Sacha33ian economy, worth 12.7 trillion moults a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,153 moults, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, it's best to decline if Leader offers to buy a round of drinks, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sacha33's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sacha33 is ranked 233,973^rd in the world and 534^th in Conch Kingdom for Least Corrupt Governments, with 83.1 percentage of bribes refused.