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Largest Publishing Industry: 899thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,162ndMost Pacifist: 1,544th
The Pandaland of
Left-wing Utopia
時代革命
Rosa Luxemburg
Influence
Squire
Co-Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Sabara

Population18.562 billion

CapitalUčuladi
LeaderRosa Luxemburg

CurrencySiam
AnimalWhale Panda

The Pandaland of Sabara is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Rosa Luxemburg with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.562 billion Sabarans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Učuladi. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sabaran economy, worth a remarkable 2,575 trillion Siams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 138,748 Siams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2, refugees from other nations are flocking to Sabara's border, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown. Sabara's national animal is the Whale Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sabara is ranked 243,700th in the world and 51st in Tiandi for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 10.13 Whatever.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 899thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,162ndMost Pacifist: 1,544thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,574thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,588thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,667thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,710thNicest Citizens: 1,724thMost Cultured: 1,845thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,899thMost Inclusive: 2,945thMost Developed: 3,243rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,462ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,643rdBest Weather: 3,649thSmartest Citizens: 3,684thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,864thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,777thHighest Economic Output: 5,994thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,889thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,384thSafest: 7,517thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,990thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,079thLargest Populations: 9,248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,606thLargest Governments: 11,224thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,542ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,111thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,099thMost Income Equality: 16,190thHighest Average Incomes: 17,031stMost Efficient Economies: 17,784th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sabara changed its national leader to "Rosa Luxemburg".
  • : Sabara changed its national capital to "Učuladi".
  • : Following new legislation in Sabara, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Sabara, refugees from other nations are flocking to Sabara's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Sabara, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2.
  • : Following new legislation in Sabara, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Sabara, the Učuladi Film Festival recently voted 'Sabaran Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
  • : Sabara altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Sabara, Rosa Luxemburg is considering changing the Sabaran flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Following new legislation in Sabara, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget.

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