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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 600thMost Advanced Public Transport: 696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,357th
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Saavir Yuvon

Population14.445 billion

CapitalSaavir Yuvon City
LeaderEmperor vedacool
FaithDovah Onikaan

CurrencyGold Coin

The Eagle Empire of Saavir Yuvon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor vedacool with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.445 billion Saavir Yuvonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saavir Yuvon City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Saavir Yuvonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,169 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,215 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new "thought police" branch is being developed, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and the latest political memes depict Emperor vedacool as an overly-choreographed robot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saavir Yuvon's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dovah Onikaan.

Saavir Yuvon is ranked 291,784th in the world and 7,316th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.63 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 600thMost Advanced Public Transport: 696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,357thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,050thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,223rdBest Weather: 2,328thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,342ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,373rdSafest: 2,817thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,857thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,119thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,136thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,330thLargest Governments: 3,361stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,400thMost Influential: 3,540thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,570thMost Pacifist: 3,909thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,960thHealthiest Citizens: 4,335thMost Developed: 5,412thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,776thHighest Economic Output: 10,181stMost Cultured: 10,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,675thSmartest Citizens: 10,714thMost Efficient Economies: 10,790thHighest Food Quality: 12,069thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,579thNicest Citizens: 12,938thTop
Most Income Equality: 15,518thHighest Average Incomes: 18,898thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,303rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,099thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,355thLargest Populations: 26,237thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,532nd
Most Influential: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 68th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 74th in the regionBest Weather: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79th in the regionSafest: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 99th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 102nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 103rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 104th in the regionLargest Governments: 109th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 113th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 117th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Developed: 161st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 204th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 205th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 255th in the regionMost Cultured: 261st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 277th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 282nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 297th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 304th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 313th in the regionNicest Citizens: 317th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 469th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 497th in the regionMost Income Equality: 527th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 626th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 629th in the region

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