The Eagle Empire of Saavir Yuvon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor vedacool with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.445 billion Saavir Yuvonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saavir Yuvon City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Saavir Yuvonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,169 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,215 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new "thought police" branch is being developed, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and the latest political memes depict Emperor vedacool as an overly-choreographed robot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saavir Yuvon's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dovah Onikaan.

Saavir Yuvon is ranked 291,784^th in the world and 7,316^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.63 on the Bus Surprisal Index.