The United Christian Emirates of Saarabien is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.544 billion Saarabs are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saarbrigge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The thriving Saarabian economy, worth 453 trillion Saarfrankens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 81,864 Saarfrankens, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, voting is voluntary, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Saarabien's national animal is the Lyoner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Saarabien is ranked 71,391^st in the world and 21^st in Deutschland for Highest Poor Incomes, with 28,917.36 Standard Monetary Units.