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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,664thFattest Citizens: 6,448thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,575th
The United Christian Emirates of
Conservative Democracy
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Population6.493 billion



The United Christian Emirates of Saarabien is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.493 billion Saarabs are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saarbrigge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The thriving Saarabian economy, worth 531 trillion Saarfrankens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 81,864 Saarfrankens, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, voting is voluntary, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Saarabien's national animal is the Lyoner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Saarabien is ranked 59,709th in the world and 8th in Deutschland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,950.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,664thFattest Citizens: 6,448thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,575thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,192ndMost Rebellious Youth: 14,253rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,077thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,160thMost Primitive: 19,268thMost Armed: 22,073rdMost Avoided: 22,557th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the region

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