The Committee of Citizens of S44 Tesorthosise is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Comanderin J with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.392 billion Tesorthosiseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Public Transport and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Ormones. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.7%.

The thriving Tesorthosisean economy, worth 486 trillion Okronas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,847 Okronas, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', royalist is the most offensive slur in the Tesorthosisean language, science fiction is seen as the leading cause of mental breakdowns, and dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. S44 Tesorthosise's national animal is the Psquirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NuttiFruhahan Order of Wooniticks.

S44 Tesorthosise is ranked 152,281^st in the world and 182^nd in The Regected Realns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.84 law-abiding acts per hour.