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Most Devout: 3,657thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,234thBest Weather: 10,815th
The United States of
Moralistic Democracy
In God we trust
President Donald Trump
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.737 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderPresident Donald Trump
FaithChristian ✝️


The United States of S0UTH AFR1CA is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Donald Trump with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 1.737 billion Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse American economy, worth 174 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,384 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, Christian ✝️ has been named as S0UTH AFR1CA's national religion, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. S0UTH AFR1CA's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian ✝️.

S0UTH AFR1CA is ranked 155,350th in the world and 23rd in Aura for Most Politically Free, scoring 56.76 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Devout: 3,657thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,234thBest Weather: 10,815thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,072ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,223rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,627thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,586thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,580thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,602ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,003rdNicest Citizens: 18,102ndHealthiest Citizens: 19,316thSafest: 19,413thMost Pacifist: 19,790thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,400thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,491stLargest Welfare Programs: 22,014thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,412thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,069thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,839th
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the region

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