by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 938thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,623rdMost Armed: 3,634th
The Holy Jewish Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We are populists! We will do what you say!
Menahem Mendelbaum
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Rzydolandia

Population6.064 billion

CapitalNew Jerusalem
LeaderMenahem Mendelbaum
FaithJudaism

Currencyrzydoflorian
Animalcocksinel

The Holy Jewish Empire of Rzydolandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Menahem Mendelbaum with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.064 billion Jews are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jewish economy, worth 816 trillion rzydoflorians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,586 rzydoflorians, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rzydolandia's national animal is the cocksinel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Rzydolandia is ranked 235,899th in the world and 2nd in Nordic Sea for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 13.18 Tourists Per Hour.

Top
1%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 938thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,623rdTop
5%
Most Armed: 3,634thMost Devout: 4,608thLargest Black Market: 5,570thLargest Retail Industry: 5,729thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,548thMost Avoided: 6,674thMost Primitive: 6,704thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,137thTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 13,966thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,202ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,308thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,628thLargest Mining Sector: 15,762ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,699thMost Efficient Economies: 17,620thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,665thHighest Average Incomes: 18,317thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,452ndHighest Economic Output: 22,669thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,806th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rzydolandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Rzydolandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Rzydolandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Rzydolandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Rzydolandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Rzydolandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Rzydolandia's influence in Nordic Sea fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Rzydolandia's influence in Nordic Sea rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Rzydolandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Rzydolandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

More...

Report