The ⋆★♔★⋆ Nickname Lover ⋆★♔★⋆ of Rylland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and digital currency. The hard-working, democratic population of 733 million Ryllanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osmarch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ryllandic economy, worth 88.6 trillion Heiliger Schwan Marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 120,875 Heiliger Schwan Marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 802,236 per year while the poor average 6,975, a ratio of 115 to 1.

Ryllandic companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Leader on Rylland's coulrophobia epidemic, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rylland's national animal is the Giant Antler Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rylland is ranked 24,975^th in the world and 19^th in Roses Without Thorns for Most Beautiful Environments, with 954.97 pounds of wildlife per square mile.