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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,440thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,499thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,031st
The Imma nuke yo legos of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Always Be The Better man you were.
Rwekaza mwijage
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population4.63 billion

CapitalRwekaza City
LeaderRwekaza mwijage
FaithJehovah's Witness

Currencyrwekaza dollers

The Imma nuke yo legos of Rwekazaland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rwekaza mwijage with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.63 billion Rwekazaanns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rwekaza City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rwekazalandian economy, worth 900 trillion rwekaza dollers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 194,387 rwekaza dollers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 771,020 per year while the poor average 33,096, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.

Parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', and citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rwekazaland's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jehovah's Witness.

Rwekazaland is ranked 217,068th in the world and 491st in First World Order for Best Weather, with -83 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,440thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,499thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,031stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,133rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,160thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,301stLargest Black Market: 3,443rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,604thMost Avoided: 4,689thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,116thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,506thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,765thHighest Average Incomes: 6,897thLargest Retail Industry: 6,901stRudest Citizens: 7,048thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,061stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,081stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,431stMost Secular: 8,541stMost Developed: 9,809thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,133rdLargest Governments: 13,568thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,962ndSmartest Citizens: 16,018thHighest Economic Output: 19,227th
Most Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionNudest: 43rd in the region

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