The Korean Empire of Rutannia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Yi Tae-Hoon with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.344 billion Koreans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seoul. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 1,796 trillion Korean Won a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 134,620 Korean Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rutannia's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Irreligious.

Rutannia is ranked 143,487^th in the world and 138^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Devout, with 7.31 Prayers Per Hour.