The Federal Republic of Russland1 is a large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 72 million Russland1ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Russland1ian economy, worth 2.07 trillion Рубльs a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,742 Рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russland1's national animal is the Орел, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Russland1 is ranked 47,285^th in the world and 168^th in Refugia for Most Income Equality, scoring 61.65 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.