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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,161stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,991stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,221st
The Grand Tsardom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One Empire, One People, One Goal.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Russian States of Eurasia

Population1.799 billion

CapitalImperskiy Gorod
LeaderThe Grand Tsar
FaithThe Church of Murmanovism

CurrencyEurasian Ruble
AnimalEurasian Wolf

The Grand Tsardom of Russian States of Eurasia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Grand Tsar with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.799 billion Eurasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperskiy Gorod. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth 354 trillion Eurasian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 196,922 Eurasian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Russian States of Eurasia, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, millions of Eurasians are excellent swimmers, and the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian States of Eurasia's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Murmanovism.

Russian States of Eurasia is ranked 12,299th in the world and 41st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,961.29 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,161stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,991stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,221stLowest Crime Rates: 3,509thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,061stMost Influential: 5,096thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,765thLargest Governments: 5,975thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,404thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,439thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,873rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,909thMost Developed: 6,942ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,955thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,364thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,474thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,013thLargest Black Market: 8,055thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,059thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,262ndMost Authoritarian: 8,474thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,710thLargest Mining Sector: 8,717thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,987thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,846thHealthiest Citizens: 9,901stMost Efficient Economies: 10,739thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,821stSmartest Citizens: 10,903rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,933rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,299thMost Conservative: 13,024thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,145thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,186thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,175thMost Cultured: 18,223rd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the region

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