The Federative Republic of Russian Peoples Union is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Boris Yeltsin with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.297 billion Russians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sverdlovsk. The average income tax rate is 85.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian Peoples Unionian economy, worth 159 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 122,875 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and atheists on vacation find Russian Orthodox's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian Peoples Union's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox.

Russian Peoples Union is ranked 87,145^th in the world and 2,234^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 225.4058626846 Days.