The Grand Kingdom of Russian House is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stalinvlad the 5th with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 800 million Russian Houseans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscovia. The average income tax rate is 44.4%.

The thriving Russian Housean economy, worth 85.4 trillion Scullars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,767 Scullars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian House's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Russian House is ranked 27,388^th in the world and 57^th in Wintreath for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 59,362.77 Standard Monetary Units.