by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 93rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rdLowest Crime Rates: 230th
The Freeborn Peoples Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Nations Fall, When Workers Stall
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Russian Fedration

Population17.133 billion

LeaderKonstantin Vanzin
FaithRussian Orthodoxy

AnimalBrown Bear

The Freeborn Peoples Republic of Russian Fedration is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Konstantin Vanzin with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.133 billion Russians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 3,963 trillion Vyonias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 231,324 Vyonias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, most pop videos prominently feature the Russian flag, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian Fedration's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Russian Fedration is ranked 223,670th in the world and 308th in Wintreath for Rudest Citizens, with 16.04 Insults Per Minute.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 93rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rdLowest Crime Rates: 230thSafest: 337thHighest Average Tax Rates: 370thLargest Governments: 445thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 655thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 890thLongest Average Lifespans: 903rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,082ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,256thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,440thMost Developed: 1,789thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,834thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,897thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,248thTop
Best Weather: 2,501stMost Devout: 2,552ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,955thHighest Economic Output: 3,091stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,238thHighest Average Incomes: 4,370thSmartest Citizens: 6,248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,159thMost Inclusive: 8,056thMost Efficient Economies: 8,309thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,020thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,039thTop
Largest Populations: 12,184thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,740thMost Authoritarian: 13,515thMost Income Equality: 13,544thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,670thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,317thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,446th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Conservative: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the region

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