Population | 26.579 billion |
Currency | Ruble |
Animal | Anthem of the Russian Federation |
The Republic of Russian Federal Republic is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.579 billion Russian Federal Republicians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Russian Federal Republician economy, worth a remarkable 5,162 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,245 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Russian Federal Republic City Film Festival recently voted 'Russian Federal Republician Getting Hit By Football' as best film, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime is totally unknown. Russian Federal Republic's national animal is the Anthem of the Russian Federation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Russian Federal Republic is ranked 4,173rd in the world and 59th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 3,489.70609992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the Russian Federal Republic City Film Festival recently voted 'Russian Federal Republician Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.