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Largest Welfare Programs: 141stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 227thMost Advanced Public Transport: 284th
The Republic of
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Civil Rights
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Russian Federal Republic

Population26.526 billion

CurrencyRuble
AnimalAnthem of the Russian Federation

The Republic of Russian Federal Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.526 billion Russian Federal Republicians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian Federal Republician economy, worth a remarkable 5,142 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,881 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime is totally unknown. Russian Federal Republic's national animal is the Anthem of the Russian Federation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Russian Federal Republic is ranked 1,820th in the world and 57th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 277 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 141stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 227thMost Advanced Public Transport: 284thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 360thMost Advanced Public Education: 402ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 506thMost Pacifist: 685thMost Compassionate Citizens: 767thNicest Citizens: 850thLeast Corrupt Governments: 868thHighest Drug Use: 894thHighest Average Tax Rates: 970thMost Developed: 1,194thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,229thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,296thMost Inclusive: 1,331stLargest Governments: 1,415thHealthiest Citizens: 1,453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,494thHighest Food Quality: 1,526thMost Cultured: 1,820thBest Weather: 1,959thSafest: 2,122ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,231stSmartest Citizens: 2,301stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,384thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,690thLowest Crime Rates: 4,049thMost Stationary: 4,177thLargest Populations: 6,573rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,548thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,014thHighest Average Incomes: 10,937thMost Secular: 11,812thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,195thMost Influential: 13,084thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,100thTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,152ndNudest: 18,903rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,867th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 39th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 44th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionMost Stationary: 59th in the regionBest Weather: 63rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionSafest: 82nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 112th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 113th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 144th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 147th in the regionMost Influential: 172nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 183rd in the regionLargest Populations: 236th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 362nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 477th in the regionMost Income Equality: 537th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 643rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 671st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 686th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 739th in the regionNudest: 817th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 846th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,081st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, all the playground's a stage for Russian Federal Republician schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.

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