Population | 26.526 billion |
Currency | Ruble |
Animal | Anthem of the Russian Federation |
The Republic of Russian Federal Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.526 billion Russian Federal Republicians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Russian Federal Republician economy, worth a remarkable 5,142 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,881 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime is totally unknown. Russian Federal Republic's national animal is the Anthem of the Russian Federation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Russian Federal Republic is ranked 1,820th in the world and 57th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 277 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, all the playground's a stage for Russian Federal Republician schoolchildren.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.