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Most Devout: 2,714thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,611thMost Influential: 5,045th
The Czardom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Ever Favoured, Ever Prepared, Ever Defended,
Czar Feodor Romanova-Holstein-Lansov
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Russia Major

Population6.527 billion

CapitalGreater Petrograd
LeaderCzar Feodor Romanova-Holstein-Lansov
FaithNeo-Slavic Paganism

CurrencyRuble
AnimalTundra Wolf

The Czardom of Russia Major is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Czar Feodor Romanova-Holstein-Lansov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.527 billion Russians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Petrograd. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 881 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,129 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russia Major's national animal is the Tundra Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo-Slavic Paganism.

Russia Major is ranked 240,678th in the world and 45th in Azure Watester Federation for Most Armed, with 0.14 weapons per person.

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Most Devout: 2,714thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,611thMost Influential: 5,045thHealthiest Citizens: 6,470thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,925thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,129thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,411thMost Developed: 8,753rdMost Cultured: 9,495thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,647thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,117thHighest Food Quality: 10,235thLowest Crime Rates: 10,335thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,385thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,033rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,366thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,795thLargest Governments: 13,157thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,232ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,927thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,312thMost Efficient Economies: 15,203rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,261stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,995thBest Weather: 16,171stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,123rdLargest Black Market: 17,187thMost Inclusive: 17,522ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,855thHighest Average Incomes: 18,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,234thMost Patriotic: 18,683rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,017thHighest Economic Output: 22,468thMost Income Equality: 23,127thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,077th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Russia Major voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Wickedly evil people".
  • : Russia Major voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Omnibus Due Process Act".
  • : Russia Major was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Russia Major was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Russia Major voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Transgender Self-Determination".
  • : Russia Major voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Destructive Raiding Practices".
  • : Russia Major voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Destructive Raiding Practices".
  • : Russia Major was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Russia Major, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in Russia Major, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.

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