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Most Authoritarian: 16,130th
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Rusalkan Soviet States

Population1.535 billion

LeaderChairman Anatoly Kaffarov

AnimalRusalkan Brown Bear

The Federation of Rusalkan Soviet States is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chairman Anatoly Kaffarov with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.535 billion Rusalkans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostrograd. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Rusalkan Soviet Statesian economy, worth 38.8 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 25,269 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, group hugs break out during floor votes, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rusalkan Soviet States's national animal is the Rusalkan Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rusalkan Soviet States is ranked 91,866th in the world and 3,858th in Balder for Healthiest Citizens, with 2.93 bananas ingested per day.

Most Authoritarian: 16,130th
Most Authoritarian: 534th in the region

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