The Free Advertising Space of Ruritania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Admiral Memo with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 33.171 billion Ruritanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strelsau. The average income tax rate is 22.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ruritanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,348 trillion sovereigns a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,814 sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ruritania's national animal is the ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ruritania is ranked 28,452^nd in the world and 3^rd in Runners Region for Safest, scoring 108.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.