The Free Advertising Space of Ruritania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral Memo with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 33.834 billion Ruritanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strelsau. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ruritanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,418 trillion sovereigns a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,468 sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and gossip magazines have pictures of Admiral Memo sunbathing on the beach with political rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ruritania's national animal is the ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ruritania is ranked 42,633^rd in the world and 3^rd in Runners Region for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.3 Bank.