The Jingoistic States of Run Rabbits Run is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 14.77 billion rabbits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Run Rabbits Runian economy, worth 536 trillion carrots a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,320 carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Run Rabbits Run's national animal is the rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Run Rabbits Run is ranked 146,889^th in the world and 6^th in The Watchtower for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.28 law-abiding acts per hour.