Population | 15.985 billion |
Capital | Hopalong |
Leader | Bugs Bunny |
Faith | Carrotism |
Currency | carrot |
Animal | rabbit |
The Warren of Run Rabbit Run is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bugs Bunny with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.985 billion Run Rabbit Runians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hopalong. The average income tax rate is 58.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Run Rabbit Runian economy, worth a remarkable 2,890 trillion carrots a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,818 carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, the face of Bugs Bunny is a permanent feature of the Hopalong skyline, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Run Rabbit Run's national animal is the rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Carrotism.
Run Rabbit Run is ranked 28,434th in the world and 717th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.66 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, the face of Bugs Bunny is a permanent feature of the Hopalong skyline.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
- : Run Rabbit Run was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, an exhibition on rabbit memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, the Small Council has more than a little influence.