The People's Republic of Rumionda is a huge, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 480 million Rhinelünders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mainz. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Rhineiondan economy, worth 36.6 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,220 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only the richest get to see out of their windows, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rumionda's national animal is the Double Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rumionda is ranked 34,170^th in the world and 83^rd in Karma for Safest, scoring 107.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.