The Most Serene Republic of Rumil is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rumil with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.705 billion woodelves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The River Nimrodel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.

The very strong elven economy, worth 721 trillion niphredils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 45,923 niphredils, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 136,545 per year while the poor average 12,109, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, military service is compulsory, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Rumil's national animal is the woodpecker, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rumil is ranked 88,910^th in the world and 3^rd in Lothlorien for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 136,546 Standard Monetary Units.