The Cassette Catchphrase of Rumble with Rumble is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Soundwave with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 8.486 billion Thugs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dancitron. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Rumble with Rumblean economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion piledrivers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,456 piledrivers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime is totally unknown. Rumble with Rumble's national animal is the cassette, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rumble with Rumble is ranked 86,527^th in the world and 2,403^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.68 law-abiding acts per hour.