The Socialist Federation of Rumanian States is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ihai Moseleu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.287 billion Rumanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucuresti. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumanian Statesian economy, worth 823 trillion Lei a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,320 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, Rumanian States's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rumanian States's national animal is the Southern Galati Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rumanian States is ranked 6,995^th in the world and 9^th in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,803.36 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.