The 9th Republic of Rumanian States is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal Court of Justice with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.427 billion Rumanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucuresti. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumanian Statesian economy, worth 745 trillion Leus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,337 Leus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The news is showing footage of Federal Court of Justice bullying an old man to the point of tears, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Rumanian Statesian restaurants, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rumanian States's national animal is the Southern Galati Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rumanian States is ranked 12,632^nd in the world and 29^th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,577.45 Tourists Per Hour.