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Largest Information Technology Sector: 113thLargest Retail Industry: 599thMost Secular: 1,003rd
The Allied Commonwealths of
Father Knows Best State
Strength, Warmth, Innovation.
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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RudeBadger

Population7.146 billion

CapitalSeven Stones Clearing
LeaderKaimana Zyanya

CurrencyUFD
AnimalDeep Forest Dimetrodon

The Allied Commonwealths of RudeBadger is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaimana Zyanya with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, prohibition of alcohol, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.146 billion Badgerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seven Stones Clearing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Badgeran economy, worth a remarkable 2,424 trillion UFDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 339,210 UFDS, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Badgeran pirates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RudeBadger's national animal is the Deep Forest Dimetrodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RudeBadger is ranked 10,287th in the world and 587th in Osiris for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 22,376.5 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 113thLargest Retail Industry: 599thMost Secular: 1,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,039thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,154thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,265thLargest Black Market: 1,282ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,448thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,945thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,151stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,180thMost Cultured: 2,266thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,134thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,717thRudest Citizens: 3,774thSmartest Citizens: 3,940thMost Efficient Economies: 4,073rdMost Patriotic: 4,356thFattest Citizens: 4,688thMost Armed: 4,891stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,074thHighest Economic Output: 6,741stLargest Governments: 6,922ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,837thHighest Food Quality: 8,628thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,765thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,072ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,899thMost Developed: 9,926thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,003rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,172ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,287thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10,882ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,767thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,594thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,254th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 98th in the regionMost Cultured: 99th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 135th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 153rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 158th in the regionRudest Citizens: 160th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 191st in the regionMost Armed: 234th in the regionFattest Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 260th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 280th in the regionLargest Governments: 344th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 373rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 402nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 412th in the regionMost Developed: 479th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 509th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 515th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 521st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 567th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 587th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 750th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : RudeBadger was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : RudeBadger was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in RudeBadger, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Badgeran pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in RudeBadger, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in RudeBadger, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.
  • : Following new legislation in RudeBadger, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : RudeBadger was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in RudeBadger, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in RudeBadger, there's a mortuary next to every Badgeran restaurant.
  • : Following new legislation in RudeBadger, the big red machine has ground to a halt.

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