by Max Barry

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Nudest: 1,389thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,167thMost Income Equality: 14,746th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Money rub
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Good

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Ruble

Population655 million

Capitaldog town

Currencyruble
Animalkangaroo

The Republic of Ruble is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, devout population of 655 million Rubleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dog town. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Rublean economy, worth 27.0 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,183 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Ruble Blood Tithe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruble's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ruble is ranked 62,903rd in the world and 12th in puppy love for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.63 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Nudest: 1,389thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,167thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,746th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ruble was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruble, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Ruble Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruble, the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruble, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruble, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Ruble was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruble, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruble, public nudity is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruble, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruble, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.

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