The Patriarchy of Rubimister is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by CEO Mr Rudy Rose with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, lack of airports, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.003 billion Misters Rudy are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MrRudyCorp Head Office. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.4%.

The strong Rubimystic economy, worth 103 trillion rubies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 51,807 rubies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 171,863 per year while the poor average 11,655, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and commercials are consistently recorded in soft white rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rubimister's national animal is the Red Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Work.

Rubimister is ranked 84,881^st in the world and 2^nd in Gems and Nations for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,961.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.