The Republic of RSCA87 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.989 billion RSCA87ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RSCA87ian economy, worth 938 trillion cards a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,442 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare cards, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA87's national animal is the stonks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RSCA87 is ranked 27,089^th in the world and 41^st in racoda for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.53 law-abiding acts per hour.