Population | 8.97 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | stonks |
The Republic of RSCA79 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.97 billion RSCA79ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient RSCA79ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion cards a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,140 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA79's national animal is the stonks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
RSCA79 is ranked 21,001st in the world and 6th in racoda for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.9 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : RSCA79 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA79, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA79, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA79, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA79, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA79, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA79, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA79, Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA79, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA79, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end.