The Kingdom of Royaltica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Aleki Devakrishnan with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.496 billion Royalticans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Royaltican economy, worth 135 trillion Royaltican Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 54,292 Royaltican Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, artists are pillars of society, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Royaltican Navy, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royaltica's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Environmentalism.

Royaltica is ranked 217,759^th in the world and 7,081^st in the South Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.