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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,282nd Largest Retail Industry: 1,853rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,196th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Scream my soldiers Rage my soldiers Fight my soldiers!
King Erwin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population801 million

LeaderKing Erwin

CurrencyKR dollar

The Kingdom of RoyalForeverever is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by King Erwin with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 801 million Royalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nineveh. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient KR economy, worth 144 trillion KR dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 180,110 KR dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make KR mussels the biggest in The North Pacific, the government is encouraging violence on television, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RoyalForeverever's national animal is the Titan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

RoyalForeverever is ranked 161,159th in the world and 8,796th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.13 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,282ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,853rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,196thMost Influential: 2,293rdFattest Citizens: 2,938thMost Avoided: 3,454thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,707thMost Armed: 3,975thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,080thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,683rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,493rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,499thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,958thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,186thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,663rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,721stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,845thLargest Black Market: 7,780thHighest Average Incomes: 7,862ndTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,293rdMost Secular: 10,247thMost Efficient Economies: 11,656thMost Cultured: 12,444thHighest Drug Use: 15,304th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 80th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 94th in the regionMost Avoided: 116th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 118th in the regionMost Armed: 145th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 154th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 184th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 214th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 216th in the regionLargest Black Market: 222nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 223rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 260th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 279th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 311th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 330th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 352nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 357th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 381st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 397th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 536th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 621st in the regionMost Cultured: 633rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 738th in the regionMost Influential: 791st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 907th in the region

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