Fattest Citizens: 231st Highest Crime Rates: 247th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 253rd
The Libertarian Paradise of
Anarchy
Live Free or Die
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Libertarian Paradise of Royal St Andrews is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ludwig Von Mises with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.455 billion Rothbardians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Public Transport. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish Royal St Andrewsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,742 trillion BallMarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 89,566 BallMarks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,731 per year while the poor average 4,604, a ratio of 134 to 1.

The government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, and in a fit of passion Ludwig Von Mises has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Royal St Andrews's national animal is the Gopher, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Royal St Andrews is ranked 87,446th in the world and 2,348th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 617.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 231stHighest Crime Rates: 247thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 253rdRudest Citizens: 284thMost Armed: 385thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 589thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 683rdMost Avoided: 806thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,507thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,369thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,400thLargest Retail Industry: 3,540thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,684thLargest Populations: 3,845thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,861stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,474thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,638thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,704thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,928thHighest Economic Output: 4,929thMost Pro-Market: 5,887thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,042ndNudest: 6,991stHighest Drug Use: 7,028thMost Extreme: 7,999thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 11,841stLargest Black Market: 15,401st
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 37th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 57th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 78th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 107th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 108th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 120th in the regionMost Extreme: 135th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 144th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 158th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 161st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 179th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 197th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 204th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 218th in the regionNudest: 220th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 279th in the regionMost Politically Free: 388th in the regionMost Stationary: 444th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Royal St Andrews was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, in a fit of passion Ludwig Von Mises has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.
  • : Royal St Andrews was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Royal St Andrews was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Royal St Andrews was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Largest Publishing Industry.

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