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Fattest Citizens: 257th Highest Crime Rates: 266th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 287th
The Libertarian Paradise of
Anarchy
Live Free or Die
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Superb

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Royal St Andrews

Population21.616 billion

LeaderLudwig Von Mises

CurrencyBallMark
AnimalGopher

The Libertarian Paradise of Royal St Andrews is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ludwig Von Mises with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.616 billion Rothbardians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Public Transport. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish Royal St Andrewsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,966 trillion BallMarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 90,970 BallMarks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 621,011 per year while the poor average 4,827, a ratio of 128 to 1.

Ludwig Von Mises sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and Rothbardians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Royal St Andrews's national animal is the Gopher, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Royal St Andrews is ranked 52,242nd in the world and 1,720th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,415.94 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 257thHighest Crime Rates: 266thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 287thMost Armed: 408thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 546thRudest Citizens: 625thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 722ndMost Avoided: 851stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,219thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,166thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,067thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,227thLargest Populations: 3,325thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,107thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,265thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,441stHighest Economic Output: 4,945thLargest Retail Industry: 5,614thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,813thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,010thNudest: 7,036thMost Pro-Market: 7,047thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,092ndTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 11,267thMost Extreme: 12,409thLargest Black Market: 16,219th
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Highest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 32nd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Populations: 69th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 148th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 165th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 168th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 178th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 182nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 188th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 218th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 232nd in the regionNudest: 234th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 243rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 273rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 278th in the regionMost Extreme: 357th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 386th in the regionMost Influential: 494th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 510th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, Rothbardians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Royal St Andrews's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, Ludwig Von Mises sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy.
  • : Royal St Andrews was refounded in Balder.
  • : Royal St Andrews ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.
  • : Royal St Andrews was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Royal St Andrews was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified.

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