The Royal Protectorate of Royal Snowland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Princess Snowflake with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.307 billion Snowlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowflake City. The average income tax rate is 42.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Snowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,339 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 100,650 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Snowflake City" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Snowland's national animal is the Beari and its national religion is Snowlandian Christianity.

Royal Snowland is ranked 51,630^th in the world and 126^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.71 law-abiding acts per hour.