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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,185th Most Devout: 5,970th Highest Poor Incomes: 6,344th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Serve thy king and be rewarded with eternal salvation.
King Meshi
Influence
Powerbroker
Legion Overlord - Minister of Defense
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Royal Kingdom of Ni

Population1.877 billion

CapitalThe Citadel
LeaderKing Meshi
FaithRoyality

CurrencySanctum
AnimalNight Hawk

The Constitutional Monarchy of Royal Kingdom of Ni is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Meshi with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.877 billion Ni-ites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal Kingdom of Nian economy, worth 270 trillion Sanctums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,239 Sanctums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Kingdom of Ni's national animal is the Night Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Royality.

Royal Kingdom of Ni is ranked 152,172nd in the world and 8th in The Legion of MISA for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.7 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,185thMost Devout: 5,970thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,344thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,527thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,442ndTop
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Largest Governments: 9,225thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,404thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,429thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,365thMost Authoritarian: 10,529thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,801stLargest Black Market: 11,993rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,543rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,969thLowest Crime Rates: 13,644thBest Weather: 13,934thHighest Average Incomes: 14,084thMost Developed: 15,126thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,303rdHealthiest Citizens: 15,671st
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Royal Kingdom of Ni, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Kingdom of Ni, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Kingdom of Ni, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Kingdom of Ni, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Kingdom of Ni, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Kingdom of Ni, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Kingdom of Ni, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Kingdom of Ni, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Kingdom of Ni, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Kingdom of Ni, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » South Ilia, Oppentai, Misaberglinton, Amerache Apresse, and North East Continental.

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