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Largest Populations: 197th Most Efficient Economies: 367th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 617th
The Queen's State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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The Queen's State of Royal House of Windsor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 31.19 billion Windsorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal House of Windsorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,925 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,976 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime is totally unknown. Royal House of Windsor's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.

Royal House of Windsor is ranked 14,776th in the world and 1st in Ancient Lands for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 54.5 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Populations: 197thMost Efficient Economies: 367thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 617thHighest Economic Output: 731stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 750thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,929thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,930thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,052ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,278thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,444thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,075thSmartest Citizens: 4,225thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,326thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,564thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,650thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,721stHighest Average Incomes: 5,462ndMost Developed: 6,451stMost Avoided: 6,889thMost Secular: 7,189thTop
Most Pacifist: 8,066thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,443rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,654thMost Influential: 10,587thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,237thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,020thHealthiest Citizens: 12,998thSafest: 13,469thNudest: 13,831stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,776thLowest Crime Rates: 15,073rd
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionMost Income Equality: 83rd in the regionMost Average: 94th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 122nd in the region

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