Largest Populations: 204th Most Efficient Economies: 383rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 605th
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The Queen's State of Royal House of Windsor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 30.087 billion Windsorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal House of Windsorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,715 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,976 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime is totally unknown. Royal House of Windsor's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.

Royal House of Windsor is ranked 7,538th in the world and 85th in Ancient Lands for Most Stationary, with 1,123.66594752 Days.

Largest Populations: 204thMost Efficient Economies: 383rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 605thHighest Economic Output: 718thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 851stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,681stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,878thLargest Mining Sector: 1,909thLargest Retail Industry: 2,398thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,477thSmartest Citizens: 3,747thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,037thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,113thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,561stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,691stHighest Average Incomes: 4,993rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,007thMost Developed: 5,628thMost Avoided: 7,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,467thMost Stationary: 7,538thMost Secular: 7,984thTop
Most Pacifist: 8,034thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,505thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,565thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,981stMost Influential: 11,517thHealthiest Citizens: 12,941stMost Rebellious Youth: 13,777thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,112thSafest: 15,117thNicest Citizens: 15,752nd
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 85th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 86th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 98th in the regionMost Average: 117th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 140th in the region

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