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Largest Populations: 185th Most Efficient Economies: 371st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 637th
The Queen's State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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the Governor
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

Royal House of Windsor

Population32.275 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor
Faithnone

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queen's State of Royal House of Windsor is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 32.275 billion Windsorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal House of Windsorian economy, worth a remarkable 6,135 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 190,104 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown. Royal House of Windsor's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.

Royal House of Windsor is ranked 14,606th in the world and 3rd in Ancient Lands for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 54.82 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Populations: 185thMost Efficient Economies: 371stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 637thHighest Economic Output: 736thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 763rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,003rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,095thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,796thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,473rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,515thLargest Retail Industry: 3,899thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,268thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,360thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,484thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,601stSmartest Citizens: 4,699thHighest Average Incomes: 5,938thMost Avoided: 6,507thMost Developed: 7,667thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,883rdTop
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Most Pacifist: 8,544thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,377thMost Influential: 10,434thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,674thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,341stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,825thNudest: 12,755thHealthiest Citizens: 13,644thSafest: 14,092ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,606thNicest Citizens: 15,018th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 121st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Royal House of Windsor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal House of Windsor, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal House of Windsor, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal House of Windsor, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal House of Windsor, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal House of Windsor, newspapers are celebrating the Governor saving over a million cats from trees.
  • : Royal House of Windsor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal House of Windsor, the entirety of The Governor's administration can be crammed into a phone booth.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal House of Windsor, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal House of Windsor, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.

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