by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 172nd Most Efficient Economies: 350th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 588th
The Queen's State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Lucky Charms of the Irish
the Governor
Alliance Manager
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Royal House of Windsor

Population35.735 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor


The Queen's State of Royal House of Windsor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 35.735 billion Windsors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal House of Windsorian economy, worth a remarkable 6,854 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,801 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the term "Native Windsors" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and the Governor spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime is totally unknown. Royal House of Windsor's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Royal House of Windsor is ranked 119,590th in the world and 46th in Old Spirit for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 572.74 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Populations: 172ndMost Efficient Economies: 350thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 588thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 623rdHighest Economic Output: 780thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,728thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,755thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,995thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,429thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,618thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,734thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,826thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,216thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,458thLargest Retail Industry: 4,992ndSmartest Citizens: 5,187thMost Avoided: 5,606thHighest Average Incomes: 6,354thMost Pacifist: 7,358thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 7,629thMost Developed: 7,799thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,503rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,151stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,486thHealthiest Citizens: 12,701stMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,057thMost Secular: 13,358thNicest Citizens: 13,459thNudest: 14,073rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,759thLowest Crime Rates: 14,999th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the region

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