The Commonwealth of City States of Royal Emerald Republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archon Michael Andronikus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.439 billion Athenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Royal Emerald Republician economy, worth 111 trillion Commonwealth Drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 77,222 Commonwealth Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, there are no more heroes any more, there's no such thing as bad publicity, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Emerald Republic's national animal is the Aegean Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Royal Emerald Republic is ranked 265,843^rd in the world and 9,785^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -147.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.